Massive Disneycarving Attraction Database
Mr. Lillian's Uncivilized Ride, a favorite attraction of George of the Jungle
Mr. Lillian's Uncivilized Ride
February 16, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lillian is well known as the worst unicyclist in Disneycarving. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Lillian Hall, waking the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to the sky!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to obtain themed specticles.
- Some crazy folks report that this attraction is home of the disturbed spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Lillian's House and Meet Lillian attraction.
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