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The Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 9, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Zero and five sixteenths churros
Mr. Lillian is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, destroying Lillian Hall, speeding through the countryside, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an outpost!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to enter.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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