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The Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride thrill ride, which recently celebrated its fictional anniversary
Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride
May 6, 1957
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Mr. Lillian has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Critter Country. On this thrill ride, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod through Lillian Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Matecumbe!
- Warning: during the rapture, this thrill ride will be hostile to goths.
- This thrill ride closes at twilight.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this thrill ride.
- Thrill ride is closed for refurbishment from January 8 until something like August 8.
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