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The Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at park closing

Pictured: The Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at park closing

Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 1956
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Targeted at: Toddlers

Description

Mr. Lillian is reported to be the worst drunk driver in the world. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing through Lillian Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Critter Country!

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