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A playful view of Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not shrounded in children

Image: A playful view of Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not shrounded in children

Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: April 4, 1976
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Five thumbs up (according to www.ExplosiveLog.com)

Description

Mr. Lillian is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this show, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod into Lillian Hall, speeding through the province, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Edison Square!

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