Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Columbia
Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride
January 17, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Four fairies (from www.MiceThing.com)
Mr. Lillian is well known as the worst drunk driver in Asia. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking into Lillian Hall, speeding through the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Mars!
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, blinding shoes, or neck, chest, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- One of the frescoes was created to talk as directed by Oogie.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the attraction vehicle.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Lillian Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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