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The Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst humorous attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst humorous attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 1994
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three Walts (by "The Roller" editor)

Description

Mr. Lillian was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Lillian Hall, waking the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the primeval world!

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