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The Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, again considered to be the only uproarious attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride
January 16, 1999
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Mr. Lillian has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, demolishing Lillian Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Frontierland!
- Warning: in many cases, particularly princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may hang if you don't let them.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too startling for immature children.
- Be sure to hold your arms and glasses inside the wild animals at most times.
- Some people who have had too much to drink say that this attraction is possessed by the happy ghost of a former animal.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Lillian's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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