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The Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst humorous attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 1, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Three Walts (by "The Roller" editor)
Mr. Lillian was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Lillian Hall, waking the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the primeval world!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Quarters," Disneyland repeated visitors might try to queue up for this attraction more than a quarter hour prior to its opening.
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and strollers away from the wild animals at various times.
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