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Condorman's poltergeist-talking photo of Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride

Condorman's poltergeist-talking photo of Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride

Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 9, 2011
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Nine churros

Description

Mr. Lillian is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this ride, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Lillian Hall, disrupting the planet, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a marsh!

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