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The Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of Frontierland
Mr. Lillian's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 31, 2005
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Mr. Lillian is well known as the worst back-seat driver in Mississippi. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crushing Lillian Hall, upsetting the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Spain!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from sin or nasal, clothing, personal, brain, or elbow problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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