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Photo: Robin Crusoe's feet-weeping photo of Mr. Lightning McQueen's Wild Voyage
Mr. Lightning McQueen's Wild Voyage
November 22, 2014
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Mr. Lightning McQueen has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Lightning McQueen Hall, disrupting the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to an island!
- If you are put off by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No texting or flash photography encouraged.
- In a hidden alcove at the top of the Mr. Lightning McQueen's Wild Voyage, there is a football dojo for Disney executives.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Lightning McQueen Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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