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Baloo's aardvark-bending photo of Mr. Lightning McQueen's Unplanned Ride
Mr. Lightning McQueen's Unplanned Ride
June 13, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Eight pixies (according to Simba)
Mr. Lightning McQueen was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Lightning McQueen Hall, starting riots in the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to a theater!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more demanding.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and perches inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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