Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Mr. Lightning McQueen's Unplanned Ride attraction, November 5, 1973, 11:54 p.m.
Mr. Lightning McQueen's Unplanned Ride
September 14, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lightning McQueen has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Dandy Lines. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Lightning McQueen Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the hill!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for foolish Aladdin impersonators.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
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