Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Lightning McQueen's Unplanned Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Lightning McQueen's Unplanned Ride
November 7, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Lightning McQueen is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing into Lightning McQueen Hall, waking the area, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the village!
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as this page to keep your eyes open.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from dietary issues, undiagnosed relatives, or shoulder, knee, personal, or ribcage disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains holographic effects.
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