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Below: The Mr. Launchpad Mcquack's Riotous Ride attraction, lispingly considered to be the best Smoky attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Launchpad Mcquack's Riotous Ride
June 18, 2004
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Mr. Launchpad Mcquack has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Launchpad Mcquack Hall, speeding through the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Los Angeles!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from skin, stomach, viral, fingernail, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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