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Above: The Mr. Launchpad Mcquack's Riotous Ride attraction at park opening
Mr. Launchpad Mcquack's Riotous Ride
December 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Launchpad Mcquack has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Germany. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Launchpad Mcquack Hall, speeding through the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the sun!
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum width 78".
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to have custom harnesses.
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