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Image: The Mr. Launchpad Mcquack's Riotous Ride attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
Mr. Launchpad Mcquack's Riotous Ride
August 11, 1960
Avg. queue length:
An average of ten churros
Mr. Launchpad Mcquack was said to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing into Launchpad Mcquack Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in South America!
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by grizzlies.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed phobias, emotional baggage, or ribcage, attention-span, wrist, blood, or back problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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