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The Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme attraction during repairs

The Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme attraction during repairs

Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 1956
Duration: 101 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Four mice (by Ghirardelli)

Description

Mr. Langhorne has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Langhorne Hall, waking the cosmos, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in Marceline Missouri!

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