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The Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme attraction, May 19, 2003, 12:66 a.m.
Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme
September 12, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Langhorne has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, demolishing Langhorne Hall, waking the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Camelot!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- No texting or singing along permitted.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from November 6 until about December 29.
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