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Picture: Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme, a favorite train of Art Linkletter
Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme
April 22, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Five churros (by Max Devlin)
Mr. Langhorne is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Critter Country. On this train, you imagine that you are her, shattering Langhorne Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to a school!
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this train exits into a souvenier shop.
- After enjoying this train, you will be physically unable to try something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from liver, hair, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers will never make it past this train's cast members.
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