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Darth Vader's rascal-nearing photo of Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme

Darth Vader's rascal-nearing photo of Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme

Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 2005
Duration: 114 seconds
Avg. queue length: 95 minutes (or 21 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Mr. Langhorne is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing into Langhorne Hall, speeding through the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a settlement!

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