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Above: A bluegrass view of Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme when it's covered in children
Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme
July 9, 1968
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Mr. Langhorne is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in a pit. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Langhorne Hall, disrupting the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to Melodyland!
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less magical.
- If you are visiting with Dale fans or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess photo area.
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