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The Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme experience during construction
Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme
September 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Langhorne is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this experience, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Langhorne Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the countryside!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and mutate.
- Minimum height 30".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this experience.
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