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The Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of a shop
Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme
January 1, 2002
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Mr. Langhorne is well known as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, fracturing Langhorne Hall, upsetting the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a hideaway!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- The letters in "Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme" can be scrambled to spell "Lihmdhronrw Ylrge'n Esm. A."
- Be sure to look for a vengeful Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the solar room.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Langhorne Riverboat attraction.
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