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The Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme attraction at dusk

The Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme attraction at dusk

Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 2013
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X tikis (from


Mr. Langhorne is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Chick-a-Pin Hill. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Langhorne Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the abyss!

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