Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme attraction during construction
Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme
February 14, 1978
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Mr. Langhorne has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Langhorne Hall, speeding through the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to outer space!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a shady pianist.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something with less people on it.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Be sure to keep your head and glasses away from the attraction at various times.
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