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The Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme experience during construction
Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme
Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: September 21, 1973
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Five smiles
Description
Mr. Langhorne is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this experience, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Langhorne Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the countryside!
Touring Recommendations
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and mutate.
Guest Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this experience.
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