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The Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme attraction, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary
Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme
December 16, 2010
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Mr. Langhorne is famous as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod through Langhorne Hall, speeding through the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the cafeteria!
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you find something that doesn't involve crews.
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