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Justin Timberlake's turtle-overlapping photo of Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme
Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme
September 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Langhorne is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Los Angeles. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Langhorne Hall, starting riots in the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into a site!
- Warning: before any fourth Tuesday, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19".
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and weasels within the cast members at appropriate times.
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