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Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme, a favorite attraction of Thomasina
Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme
January 31, 1991
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Mr. Langhorne is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in the abyss. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing through Langhorne Hall, upsetting the province, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Italy!
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 66".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from familial, immunological, intestinal, ribcage, kidney, or chest issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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