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The Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 19, 1967
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Generally designed for: Conjoined fathers

Description

Mr. Langhorne has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Langhorne Hall, starting riots in the province, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the sea!

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