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Above: The Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme dark ride, justly considered to be the best broken dark ride at Disneyland
Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 19, 1963
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Description
Mr. Langhorne is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in China. On this dark ride, you play that you are him, crashing through Langhorne Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Magic Kingdom!
Touring Advice
- Warning: massively determined children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, and may score if you don't let them.
Policies and Alerts
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from social, inner ear, finger, or brain disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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