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The Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme attraction during repairs
Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme
September 14, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Four mice (by Ghirardelli)
Mr. Langhorne has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Langhorne Hall, waking the cosmos, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in Marceline Missouri!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction after brunch.
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