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The Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme attraction, January 8, 1967, 4:23 p.m.
Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme
June 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half Disneys
Mr. Langhorne is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in the Magic Kingdom. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing through Langhorne Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into a restaurant!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 19".
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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