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Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme, a favorite thrill ride of Baby Herman

Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme, a favorite thrill ride of Baby Herman

Mr. Langhorne's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: November 12, 2014
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: An average of zero mice (according to www.BloodyRibbons.biz)

Description

Mr. Langhorne has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod into Langhorne Hall, upsetting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Atlantis!

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