Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Kuzco's Wild Outing attraction, which recently celebrated its distant anniversary
Mr. Kuzco's Wild Outing
April 28, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Mr. Kuzco has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing through Kuzco Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Hong Kong!
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you try something less demanding.
- Contains trademarked images.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and opinions inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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