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Above: The Mr. Kuzco's Wild Outing attraction, April 21, 2002, 1:68 p.m.
Mr. Kuzco's Wild Outing
October 18, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kuzco is reported to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, demolishing Kuzco Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the sea!
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by noisy tourists.
- Pregnant stars may particularly want to not ride.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ethical issues, emotional baggage, or back disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and glasses away from the other guests at all times.
- The letters in "Mr. Kuzco's Wild Outing" can be scrambled to spell "Um .gd Iwzitru 'nooslkc."
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Kuzco Training Academy attraction.
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