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A musical view of Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride when it's covered in tarps

Above: A musical view of Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride when it's covered in tarps

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 1959
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three Walts

Description

Mr. Kuzco has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Kuzco Hall, starting riots in the area, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the frontier!

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