Massive Mcduckland Attraction Database
The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, January 14, 2007, 10:39 p.m.
Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride
November 20, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kuzco is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Mcduckland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Kuzco Hall, starting riots in the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to a parade!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
- Coincident to a 1981 refurbishment, new jokes were removed from the buy-a-bride diorama.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Kuzco Astro Blasters attraction.
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