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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, ostentatiously snapping in the morning sunlight

The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, ostentatiously snapping in the morning sunlight

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1967
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten thumbs down

Description

Mr. Kuzco was said to be the worst race-car driver in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Kuzco Hall, speeding through the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Germany!

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