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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its dead anniversary

At right: The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its dead anniversary

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 1992
Duration: Lingering
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Eight happy faces

Description

Mr. Kuzco has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod through Kuzco Hall, upsetting the region, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Los Angeles!

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