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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction at first light

The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction at first light

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 2000
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Favored by: Family reunions

Description

Mr. Kuzco has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Kuzco Hall, speeding through the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in China!

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