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A precision view of Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride when it's inundated in fog

A precision view of Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride when it's inundated in fog

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 4, 2009
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating: Two fairies

Description

Mr. Kuzco is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, rupturing Kuzco Hall, upsetting the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the heliport!

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