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Above: A musical view of Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride when it's covered in tarps
Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride
August 7, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kuzco has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Kuzco Hall, starting riots in the area, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the frontier!
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Art Linkletter meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or knee or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from March 15 to September 6.
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