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A gold view of Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride when it's not covered in darkness

A gold view of Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride when it's not covered in darkness

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 2002
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Five Disneys (from "The Toon" Facebook page)

Description

Mr. Kuzco is famous as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Kuzco Hall, disrupting the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to Lake Buena Vista!

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