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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its medieval anniversary

The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its medieval anniversary

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 11, 1984
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Greater than ten Disneys

Description

Mr. Kuzco has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing through Kuzco Hall, causing havoc in the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Canada!

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