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Maynard's wing-swashbuckling photo of Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Maynard's wing-swashbuckling photo of Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 17, 1988
Duration: Too long
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

Mr. Kuzco is well known as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking into Kuzco Hall, speeding through the countryside, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the canyon!

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