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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction during repairs

The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction during repairs

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 1987
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Three mice (from www.LightheartedMerry-go-rounds.com)

Description

Mr. Kuzco is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, destroying Kuzco Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a house!

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