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At right: The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its dead anniversary
Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride
August 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
Mr. Kuzco has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod through Kuzco Hall, upsetting the region, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Los Angeles!
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters are apt to sing to people near you.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride with a parent.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Some historians halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former orange tree.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Finding Kuzco Submarine Voyage attraction.
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