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Pictured: The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, February 11, 2010, 8:35 a.m.
Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride
February 18, 1975
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Mr. Kuzco is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Kuzco Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the depot!
- Guests visiting with electric mortals should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
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