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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary

The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 1970
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating: Nine tikis

Description

Mr. Kuzco is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Kuzco Hall, waking the planet, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to the Grand Californian!

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