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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, ostentatiously snapping in the morning sunlight
Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride
November 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
Mr. Kuzco was said to be the worst race-car driver in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Kuzco Hall, speeding through the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Germany!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase safety waivers.
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