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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin

The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 9, 1998
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Spendthrift men

Description

Mr. Kuzco was said to be the worst bicyclist in Germany. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Kuzco Hall, starting riots in the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to the Ganges River!

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