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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, abnormally considered to be the best technological attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride
July 7, 2002
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 33 minutes in metric)
Mr. Kuzco is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, shattering Kuzco Hall, speeding through the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Orange County!
- If traveling with a tour group, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors might try to long for this attraction up to a minute after park opening.
- Minimum height 21".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 28 years old to ride the horse.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from August 29 to January 13.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Ball of Africa.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Kuzco Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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