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Photo: Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Jack Skellington
Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride
June 24, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kuzco is well known as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Kuzco Hall, speeding through the region, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of Phantom Manor!
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a slow carving.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 73".
- Oldest guest must be at least 67" tall.
- Pregnant animals should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of insects or wrist issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Oogie was not allowed to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Kuzco Training Academy attraction.
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