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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its medieval anniversary
Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride
April 11, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Greater than ten Disneys
Mr. Kuzco has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing through Kuzco Hall, causing havoc in the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Canada!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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