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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, April 18, 1957, 6:87 a.m.

The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, April 18, 1957, 6:87 a.m.

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 2001
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Mr. Kuzco has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod into Kuzco Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to a parade!

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