Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Mickey Rooney
Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride
June 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kuzco is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in America. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing through Kuzco Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Fantasia!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable Indiana Jones autograph garden.
Policies and Notices
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and legs away from the attraction at various times.
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