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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride show during construction

The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride show during construction

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: June 7, 1987
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes (or 32 minutes on foot)
Designed by: Particularly juvenile groups

Description

Mr. Kuzco is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this show, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod into Kuzco Hall, upsetting the vicinity, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Tomorrowland!

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