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Maynard's wing-swashbuckling photo of Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride
June 17, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kuzco is well known as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking into Kuzco Hall, speeding through the countryside, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the canyon!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After riding this attraction, weigh something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum width 54".
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from delusions of grandure, unstopable boorishness, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains imported effects.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from June 21 until about October 1.
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