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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, quickly considered to be the worst wooden attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, quickly considered to be the worst wooden attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 25, 1983
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes (or 43 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating for dating couples: Zero thumbs up

Description

Mr. Kuzco was said to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Kuzco Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the kingdom!

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