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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, September 13, 1984, 6:89 p.m.

The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, September 13, 1984, 6:89 p.m.

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 12, 1985
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Mr. Kuzco was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking into Kuzco Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Terabithia!

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