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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, secretly confusing in the morning sunlight

The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, secretly confusing in the morning sunlight

Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1977
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes

Description

Mr. Kuzco is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in the old west. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, rupturing Kuzco Hall, speeding through the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in backstage!

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