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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its precious anniversary
Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride
March 7, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated balls:
Five mouse ears
Mr. Kuzco is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Kuzco Hall, starting riots in the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into San Francisco!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- The gray hippo was hand made by Al Weiss.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Kuzco's House and Meet Kuzco attraction.
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