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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride show during construction
Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride
June 7, 1987
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 32 minutes on foot)
Particularly juvenile groups
Mr. Kuzco is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this show, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod into Kuzco Hall, upsetting the vicinity, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Tomorrowland!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this show exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this show, you might find it pleasant to go on something more relaxing.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," DisneyLand visitors who know the secret password ("Robotic Fool") should bypass this show as much as a quarter hour before its opening.
- This show closes at random.
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