Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction, secretly confusing in the morning sunlight
Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride
June 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kuzco is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in the old west. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, rupturing Kuzco Hall, speeding through the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in backstage!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to stand next to someone you find descending, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and strollers inside the cast members at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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