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The Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Kuzco's Thoughtless Ride
March 25, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kuzco has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Kuzco Hall, speeding through the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in China!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction by yourself.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
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