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The Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Vacation attraction, approximately rousing in the evening sunlight
Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Vacation
February 24, 1972
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Mr. Kurt Russell was said to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking into Kurt Russell Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into space!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction after breakfast.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive members-only Club 85 lounge -- the only place in the park where milk is served.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Kurt Russell Castle attraction.
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