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The Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Vacation attraction, wantonly considered to be the best imaginative attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Vacation
June 17, 1971
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Mr. Kurt Russell is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Africa. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod into Kurt Russell Hall, disrupting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the plaza!
- If it's Christmas, other guests will have a tendency to point at you.
- For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure or fingernail, neck, skin, blood, knee, or brain complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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