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The Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Vacation attraction, vapidly considered to be the finest bumpy attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Vacation
February 10, 1996
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Mr. Kurt Russell is famous as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, rupturing Kurt Russell Hall, disrupting the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Texas!
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland executives can run to this attraction as much as a minute before park opening.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes away from the wild animals at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- This attraction was reportedly conceived for the 1979 World's Fair.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Kurt Russell's Car Toon Spin attraction.
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