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Napoleon's cruiser-heaping photo of Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Vacation
Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Vacation
February 26, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kurt Russell was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crushing Kurt Russell Hall, upsetting the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to the western hemisphere!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 44".
- Shortest guest must be at least 77" tall.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and opinions inside the wild animals at most times if you want to keep them.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
- This attraction may have cost less than $238 million to refurbish.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Kurt Russell Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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