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The Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Vacation attraction as seen from the top of a marsh
Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Vacation
January 13, 1988
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Mr. Kurt Russell is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disney Land. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Kurt Russell Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Downtown Disney!
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces or hip disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Yawning may occur.
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