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Picture: The Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Vacation attraction, May 18, 1973, 1:07 p.m.
Mr. Kurt Russell's Wild Vacation
October 24, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kurt Russell is well known as the worst motorcyclist in the future. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Kurt Russell Hall, starting riots in the state, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of a hotel!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, look for something shorter.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum width 83".
- Operator must be at least 67" (on tiptoes) tall.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or attention-span, personal, nasal, stomach, brain, or hip problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may melt.
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