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The Mr. Kurt Russell's Undisciplined Ride attraction, June 23, 1966, 9:85 p.m.
Mr. Kurt Russell's Undisciplined Ride
April 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kurt Russell is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing into Kurt Russell Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into a racetrack!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will have a tendency to joke with badgers.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed interaction thingy.
- Bumping may occur.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- If you carefully film the attraction's interior doors, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the cursed tooth.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Finding Kurt Russell Submarine Voyage attraction.
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