Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Kronk's Riotous Ride attraction, May 7, 1962, 12:08 p.m.
Mr. Kronk's Riotous Ride
January 3, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Eight pirates (according to www.DarkwingDuckStories.net)
Mr. Kronk is famous as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Kronk Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the United Kingdom!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
- You must be at least as tall as a pear to not be scarred for life.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Within this attraction can be found the expensive members-only Nightclub 77 dining room -- the only place in the park where alcohol is free.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Kronk's Flight attraction.
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