Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Kronk's Riotous Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Kronk's Riotous Ride
April 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kronk has a reputation as the worst race-car driver in a volcano. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Kronk Hall, waking the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Canada!
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests could sing to your party.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less magical.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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