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A massive view of Mr. Kronk's Riotous Ride when it's hidden in children
Mr. Kronk's Riotous Ride
July 19, 2002
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Mr. Kronk has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in the village. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing through Kronk Hall, disrupting the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a village!
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from heart, nasal, brain, familial, attention-span, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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