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Abraham Lincoln's flubber-writhing photo of Mr. Kronk's Riotous Ride
Mr. Kronk's Riotous Ride
November 27, 1968
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Mr. Kronk is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking through Kronk Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the jungle!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in line.
- Attraction may be too intense for tweens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate chattiness or leg, finger, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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