Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Kronk's Riotous Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Kronk's Riotous Ride
August 24, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Kronk is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in the circus. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing through Kronk Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the deep!
- Guests struggling with inanimate macaws should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to own something that doesn't involve cups.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains exploding effects.
- No babies or drinks allowed.
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