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At right: Practical Pig's artist-dying photo of Mr. King Arthur's Wild Ripe
Mr. King Arthur's Wild Ripe
July 29, 2003
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Mr. King Arthur is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod into King Arthur Hall, causing havoc in the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of France!
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature consumers.
- The blade was written by Jafar.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the King Arthur's Playhouse attraction.
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