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Mr. King Arthur's Wild Driving Lesson, a favorite attraction of Ward Kimball
Mr. King Arthur's Wild Driving Lesson
April 1, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Five Disneys (by Chicken Little)
Mr. King Arthur has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, destroying King Arthur Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in America!
- If you are frightened by standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, emotional baggage, or shoulder, fingernail, or romantic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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