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The Mr. King Arthur's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, which recently celebrated its plucky anniversary
Mr. King Arthur's Wild Driving Lesson
March 14, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. King Arthur is well known as the worst back-seat driver in the facility. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing King Arthur Hall, causing havoc in the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Tivoli Gardens!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and endlessly complaining).
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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