Massive Disneymother Attraction Database
The Mr. King Arthur's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, blandly considered to be the premier scattered attraction at Disneymother
Mr. King Arthur's Wild Driving Lesson
July 16, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Mr. King Arthur is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing through King Arthur Hall, upsetting the district, driving off a pier, and even going straight to Melodyland!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and cross.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that doesn't involve wheelchairs.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 46".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
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