Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. José's Wild Jaunt attraction during refurbishment
Mr. José's Wild Jaunt
July 17, 1955
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Mr. José is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in a parade. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through José Hall, speeding through the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of South America!
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 46" tall and 15 years old to ride with a child.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Justin Timberlake was once spotted surrendering this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. José's Treehouse attraction.
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