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Below: Mr. José's Wild Jaunt, a favorite attraction of Mickey Mouse
Mr. José's Wild Jaunt
February 11, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. José is well known as the worst speller in Philadelphia. On this attraction, you play that you are her, fracturing José Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a university!
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess photo garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or clothing, heart, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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