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Pictured: The Mr. José's Wild Jaunt attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the best tremendous attraction at Disneyland
Mr. José's Wild Jaunt
September 18, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. José is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing through José Hall, causing havoc in the province, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of Critter Country!
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 40 centimeters.
- Must be at least 60" tall and 35 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
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