Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. José's Wild Jaunt attraction, September 16, 2002, 5:19 a.m.
Mr. José's Wild Jaunt
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 34 minutes by motorcar)
Mr. José is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Hong Kong. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crushing José Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the sea!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to feed them after getting in this queue.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No talking or drinks permitted.
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