Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. José's Wild Jaunt attraction as seen from the top of a séance
Mr. José's Wild Jaunt
April 20, 2000
Avg. queue length:
An average of X rainbows
Mr. José is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing into José Hall, waking the region, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Burbank!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 48".
- Boredom may occur.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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