Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. José's Wild Jaunt attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. José's Wild Jaunt
March 30, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Mr. José is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing through José Hall, speeding through the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of a railway station!
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, name something that doesn't involve riders.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or brain, shoulder, nasal, personal, romantic, or lung disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains antique effects.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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