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A retro view of Mr. Johnny Tremain's Wild Excursion when it's bathed in tarps
Mr. Johnny Tremain's Wild Excursion
March 24, 2008
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Mr. Johnny Tremain is well known as the worst drunk driver in the village. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Johnny Tremain Hall, speeding through the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Grand Californian!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more relaxing.
- Special effects may be too intense for young wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or kidney or ribcage problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No babies or monkey business encouraged.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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