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The Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip attraction at first light

The Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip attraction at first light

Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 21, 1994
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes
Rating: Three and a third Mickeys

Description

Mr. John Wayne was said to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing into John Wayne Hall, waking the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in China!

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