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The Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier broken attraction at Disneyland

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Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 2007
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three thumbs up

Description

Mr. John Wayne is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering John Wayne Hall, waking the district, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into Chick-a-Pin Hill!

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