Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip attraction, brightly depressing in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip
February 20, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired visitors
Mr. John Wayne is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Utah. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through John Wayne Hall, causing havoc in the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Florida!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts, emotional baggage, or blood issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains exploding images.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- On its first month after opening, the Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip temptingly fell over.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the John Wayne Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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