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Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip, a favorite attraction of Dole
Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip
November 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Greater than seven reviews
Mr. John Wayne is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, fracturing John Wayne Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Toontown!
- Warning: unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something less magical.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent character meet-and-greet area.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from August 29 to October 2.
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