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Photo: The Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier broken attraction at Disneyland
Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip
October 19, 2007
Avg. queue length:
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Mr. John Wayne is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering John Wayne Hall, waking the district, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into Chick-a-Pin Hill!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to ride with a parent.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are overrun with ghosts.
- This attraction is thematically related to the John Wayne Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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