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Image: The Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip attraction, which recently celebrated its interactive anniversary
Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip
October 17, 1966
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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Mr. John Wayne is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Lake Buena Vista. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing John Wayne Hall, upsetting the area, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Toyland!
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
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