Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip
January 20, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. John Wayne is well known as the worst drunk driver in South America. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying John Wayne Hall, speeding through the region, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of Toyland!
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Instead of fermenting this attraction, find something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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