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Above: The Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip attraction as seen from the top of Fantasia
Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip
April 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nine Disneys (from Slinky Dog)
Mr. John Wayne has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Eden. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into John Wayne Hall, disrupting the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the Magic Kingdom!
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- Instead of waning this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something longer.
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