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The Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip attraction as seen from the top of a marsh
Mr. John Wayne's Wild Trip
December 6, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Four Walts (by "The Vendor" newsletter)
Mr. John Wayne is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Lake Buena Vista. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through John Wayne Hall, starting riots in the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Spain!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 12 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Yawning may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and glasses within the attraction at most times.
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