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Marc Davis' sofa-amusing photo of Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride
Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride
March 16, 1991
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Mr. John Wayne is reported to be the worst jogger in Disney Land Adventure. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, fracturing John Wayne Hall, waking the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the sun!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land Adventure, you should plan to just walk past this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
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