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Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride, a favorite thrill ride of Billy Bones
Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride
June 5, 2004
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Mr. John Wayne is reported to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying John Wayne Hall, causing havoc in the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Phantom Manor!
- Guests stuck with stormy apples should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a candy store.
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- Contains trademarked effects.
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