Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride attraction at first light
Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride
March 5, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. John Wayne is reported to be the worst courier in the western hemisphere. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, demolishing John Wayne Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Matecumbe!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant spheres should avoid this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains imaginary signage that may panic service animals.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Toon of Utopia.
- Be sure to look for an indoor Miley Cyrus when you ride past the first room.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. John Wayne Astro Blasters attraction.
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