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Thumper's spout-chewing photo of Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride
Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride
June 25, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Mr. John Wayne is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through John Wayne Hall, speeding through the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Orleans!
- Warning: in many cases, massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 47".
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- No open-toed shoes or churros permitted.
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