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The Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride attraction, invisibly considered to be the best hungry attraction at Disneybox
Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride
March 7, 2004
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Mr. John Wayne is reported to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing John Wayne Hall, disrupting the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a house!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them after trying to find this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns or clothing or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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