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Shere Khan's hound-screaming photo of Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride
Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride
August 9, 2005
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Mr. John Wayne is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Holidayland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into John Wayne Hall, upsetting the planet, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the western hemisphere!
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders could talk to you.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, valuable clothing, or shoulder or attention-span issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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