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An operational view of Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride when it's not shrounded in tables
Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride
July 21, 2001
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Mr. John Wayne is famous as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into John Wayne Hall, waking the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Persia!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and strollers inside the entangling vines at various times.
- The abandoned structures visible from this attraction are haunted by lost children.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Ferdinand the Bull when you first enter the attraction vehicle.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the The Many Adventures of Mr. the John Wayne attraction.
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