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Thumper's spout-chewing photo of Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride

Thumper's spout-chewing photo of Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride

Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 2014
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: Seven dollars

Description

Mr. John Wayne is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through John Wayne Hall, speeding through the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Orleans!

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