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The Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride attraction, traditionally considered to be the best operational attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride attraction, traditionally considered to be the best operational attraction at Disneyland

Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 5, 1980
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Zero stars (according to Magoo)

Description

Mr. John Wayne is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in a canyon. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, fracturing John Wayne Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Chick-a-Pin Hill!

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