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A burnt view of Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride when it's not hidden in tarps
Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride
January 27, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Mr. John Wayne is well known as the worst pilot in Holland. On this ride, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod into John Wayne Hall, upsetting the immediate area, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to the grid!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Nobody ever gets the name of this ride right.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this ride.
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