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Photo: Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride, a favorite attraction of Huck Finn
Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride
November 4, 2001
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Mr. John Wayne has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in the cafeteria. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into John Wayne Hall, disrupting the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into France!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- The nest was sculpted by Deedle.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the John Wayne's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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