Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook
Mr. John Wayne's Undisciplined Ride
April 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
X tikis (according to Ralph)
Mr. John Wayne is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing John Wayne Hall, upsetting the township, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in the plaza!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction and sing along.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or blogging permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and glasses away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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