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Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite, a favorite dark ride of Tinker Bell
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite
July 21, 2001
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Mr. John Lasseter is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you pretend that you are him, breaking into John Lasseter Hall, speeding through the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a mountain!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the dark ride.
- This dark ride may become addictive.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and strollers (in that order) within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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