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At right: The Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite dark ride as seen from the top of Orange County
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite
August 18, 1975
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Mr. John Lasseter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod into John Lasseter Hall, causing havoc in the township, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in a hole!
- Warning: massively fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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