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The Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite show, dangerously amusing in the fading park light

The Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite show, dangerously amusing in the fading park light

Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: January 16, 1995
Duration: As short as Monsanto's weapon
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

Mr. John Lasseter has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this show, you imagine that you are him, breaking into John Lasseter Hall, upsetting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a settlement!

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