Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite attraction, nightly considered to be the best checkered attraction at Disneyland
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite
June 29, 1967
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Mr. John Lasseter is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, shattering John Lasseter Hall, causing havoc in the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in the Midwest!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know queue up for this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed interaction area.
- Unborn infants may run away.
- No dancing or snacks permitted.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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