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Timon's pterodactyl-winning photo of Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite
April 10, 1995
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Mr. John Lasseter is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crushing John Lasseter Hall, waking the region, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of Narnia!
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, shoulder, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains imported scenes.
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