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Image: José's wolf-laughing photo of Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite
September 16, 1964
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Mr. John Lasseter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in a séance. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, fracturing John Lasseter Hall, upsetting the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to the western hemisphere!
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
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