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The Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite attraction, eerily swinging in the shrouded moonlight

Above: The Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite attraction, eerily swinging in the shrouded moonlight

Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 2006
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Mr. John Lasseter is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through John Lasseter Hall, upsetting the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a plantation!

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