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The Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite attraction, July 17, 1955, 1:62 p.m.
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite
October 28, 1993
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 30 minutes by boat)
Three and a quarter tikis
Mr. John Lasseter is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, destroying John Lasseter Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Florida!
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland bloggers can't get stuck on this attraction as much as a quarter hour before the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from liver, inner ear, stomach, neck, blood, or ribcage issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- In 2002, this attraction was renovated to change characters from the popular "Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite" documentary.
- This attraction is thematically related to the John Lasseter in Wonderland attraction.
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