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The Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite attraction at a distance
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite
September 9, 1986
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Mr. John Lasseter is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing John Lasseter Hall, waking the countryside, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of the United States!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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