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The Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite attraction as seen from the top of a realm
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite
June 1, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. John Lasseter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Indiana. On this attraction, you play that you are him, shattering John Lasseter Hall, speeding through the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Earth!
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to go on.
- Oldest guest must be at least 75" tall.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from October 24 through January 22.
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