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Above: The Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite attraction, eerily swinging in the shrouded moonlight
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite
February 8, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Mr. John Lasseter is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through John Lasseter Hall, upsetting the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a plantation!
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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