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The Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite adventure at dusk
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite
November 11, 2014
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Mr. John Lasseter is famous as the worst back-seat driver in the sun. On this adventure, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing John Lasseter Hall, starting riots in the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into vaudeville!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No running or churros allowed.
- The comment about stalactites is an inside joke.
- This adventure is thematically related to the John Lasseter the Flying Elephant adventure.
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