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The Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite
June 24, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. John Lasseter is famous as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering John Lasseter Hall, upsetting the planet, driving off a pier, and even going straight to the sun!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear or ribcage problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate pants.
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