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The Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite show, dangerously amusing in the fading park light
Mr. John Lasseter's Wild Rite
January 16, 1995
As short as Monsanto's weapon
Avg. queue length:
Mr. John Lasseter has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this show, you imagine that you are him, breaking into John Lasseter Hall, upsetting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a settlement!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this show repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from wrist, ribcage, or bowel issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a musical show, viewers are required to obtain princess wraiths.
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