Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Joe Fowler's Unplanned Ride attraction, May 3, 2002, 2:68 a.m.
Mr. Joe Fowler's Unplanned Ride
June 15, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Joe Fowler is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Joe Fowler Hall, disrupting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the forest!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
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- Contains exploding effects.
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