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Above: The Mr. Joe Fowler's Unplanned Ride dark ride, fully considered to be the worst fictional dark ride at Disneyland
Mr. Joe Fowler's Unplanned Ride
May 11, 1960
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Mr. Joe Fowler has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Joe Fowler Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the heliport!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring after taking them on this dark ride.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and tipping generously).
- Contains antique effects.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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