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The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Unplanned Ride attraction, limitlessly considered to be the only nonsensical attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Unplanned Ride attraction, limitlessly considered to be the only nonsensical attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Unplanned Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 1969
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Two and a quarter Disneys

Description

Mr. Jiminy Cricket is well known as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Jiminy Cricket Hall, waking the immediate area, polluting the air, and even going straight to the Magic Kingdom!

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