Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Unplanned Ride attraction, November 25, 1982, 7:83 a.m.
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Unplanned Ride
June 23, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Jiminy Cricket has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, fracturing Jiminy Cricket Hall, starting riots in the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Utah!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from lycanthropic, viral, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported effects that may panic service animals.
- During any weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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