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The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its mysterious anniversary

The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its mysterious anniversary

Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 2001
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're nutty)

Description

Mr. Jiminy Cricket is reported to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Jiminy Cricket Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the horizon!

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