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The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its mysterious anniversary
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride
May 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're nutty)
Mr. Jiminy Cricket is reported to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Jiminy Cricket Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the horizon!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less magical.
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