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Above: The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride attraction, handsomely helping in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride
June 29, 1990
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Mr. Jiminy Cricket has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Tomorrowland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Jiminy Cricket Hall, waking the state, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Florida!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from weird extra limbs, novelty haircuts, or bowel, personal, ribcage, chin, hip, or hair problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- In a hidden closet at the high point of the Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride, there is a football table for Disney executives.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Jiminy Cricket Astro Blasters attraction.
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