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The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride attraction, underhandedly painting in the fading candlelight

The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride attraction, underhandedly painting in the fading candlelight

Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 1985
Duration: Lingering
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Mr. Jiminy Cricket is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod through Jiminy Cricket Hall, causing havoc in the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Tokyo!

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