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The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride
June 8, 1978
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 39 minutes by boat)
Mr. Jiminy Cricket is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Jiminy Cricket Hall, starting riots in the countryside, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in Planet Zurg!
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to ride this attraction last thing during dinner.
- No babies or drinks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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