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The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride attraction, February 10, 1968, 8:30 p.m.

The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride attraction, February 10, 1968, 8:30 p.m.

Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 2011
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're sinister)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six pirates

Description

Mr. Jiminy Cricket is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking into Jiminy Cricket Hall, disrupting the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the Death Star!

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