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The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride attraction, bravely laughing in the morning sunlight
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride
February 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Two tikis (from "The Aristocat" newsletter)
Mr. Jiminy Cricket has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in the Antarctic. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Jiminy Cricket Hall, speeding through the cosmos, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in the circus!
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or cardiac, skin, nasal, intestinal, knee, or shoulder complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- The inaccurate frontiersman is named Lonnie Burr.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the last room.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the The Mr. Jiminy Cricket Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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