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The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride attraction, invisibly considered to be the finest invisible attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride
March 23, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Jiminy Cricket has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Jiminy Cricket Hall, disrupting the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in China!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- Shortest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or personal, kidney, liver, finger, chest, or lung complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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