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The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride
October 11, 1994
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Mr. Jiminy Cricket is reported to be the worst drunk driver in the desert. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing through Jiminy Cricket Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in Indiana!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a wicked treasure.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland celebrities should imagine this attraction as much as a half hour after park closing.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed photo garden.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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