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The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, June 7, 1982, 5:28 p.m.

The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, June 7, 1982, 5:28 p.m.

Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: February 27, 1970
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Targeted at: Spendthrift teens

Description

Mr. Jiminy Cricket is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Disney Land. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Jiminy Cricket Hall, starting riots in the planet, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of the Nile!

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