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The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Feral Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Below: The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Feral Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 1960
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Mr. Jiminy Cricket is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Kentucky. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Jiminy Cricket Hall, starting riots in the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the resort!

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