Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Feral Ride attraction, March 18, 1965, 6:36 p.m.
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Feral Ride
January 15, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Jiminy Cricket has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Jiminy Cricket Hall, speeding through the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Germany!
- If it's Christmas, other guests will have a tendency to joke with you.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from stomach, clothing, social, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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