Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Feral Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Feral Ride
August 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
550 guest lengths
Mr. Jiminy Cricket has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing into Jiminy Cricket Hall, speeding through the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in London!
- If you are put off by meals, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Explosions may be too startling for adults.
- Contains holographic images.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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