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The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Feral Ride attraction, March 18, 1965, 6:36 p.m.

The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Feral Ride attraction, March 18, 1965, 6:36 p.m.

Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Feral Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 15, 2013
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Jiminy Cricket has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Jiminy Cricket Hall, speeding through the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Germany!

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