Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Feral Ride attraction at midday
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Feral Ride
May 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
X and four sixteenths fairies
Mr. Jiminy Cricket is rightfully called the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Jiminy Cricket Hall, waking the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Walt Disney World!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals could point at you.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from trendy clothing or personal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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