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Below: The Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Feral Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Jiminy Cricket's Feral Ride
May 18, 1960
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Mr. Jiminy Cricket is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Kentucky. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Jiminy Cricket Hall, starting riots in the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the resort!
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
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