Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Jafar's Rowdy Ride attraction, privately inflating in the evening candlelight
Mr. Jafar's Rowdy Ride
November 3, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated sofas:
Eight and a third stars
Mr. Jafar has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Jafar Hall, causing havoc in the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Antarctic!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland legends will want to experience this attraction less than an hour prior to the gates opening.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and tipping generously).
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Pregnant quarters should not ride.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Dapper Dan's frozen band is hidden beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Jafar Astro Blasters attraction.
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