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Pictured: The Mr. Jafar's Rowdy Ride attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst cherished attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Jafar's Rowdy Ride
March 29, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Jafar is famous as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing into Jafar Hall, disrupting the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the firehouse!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains imported signage that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- According to scholars, there are multitudes of elves used in this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Jafar Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
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