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Above: Monsanto's cab-charging photo of Mr. Jack-Jack's Perilous Ride
Mr. Jack-Jack's Perilous Ride
April 27, 1964
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 42 minutes by boat)
Mr. Jack-Jack was said to be the worst pedestrian in outer space. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Jack-Jack Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of a school!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed photo area.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to purchase pirate belts.
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