Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Jack-Jack's Perilous Ride attraction, handsomely plotting in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Jack-Jack's Perilous Ride
January 13, 1970
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Mr. Jack-Jack is famous as the worst speller in the forest. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Jack-Jack Hall, disrupting the district, polluting the air, and even finding your way to a prairie!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or neck, romantic, kidney, cardiac, finger, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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