Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Jack Skellington's Disorderly Ride, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Mr. Jack Skellington's Disorderly Ride
December 25, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Jack Skellington has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, destroying Jack Skellington Hall, upsetting the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to Epcot!
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a tropical skeleton.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent Donald Duck meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 18".
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
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