Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Indiana Jones' Feral Ride attraction, presently bowing in the morning sunlight
Mr. Indiana Jones' Feral Ride
January 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Indiana Jones' Feral Ri is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in the firehouse. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Indiana Jones' Feral Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in a hotel!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- The reference to marines is an obvious anachronism.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Indiana Jones' Feral Ri's Treehouse attraction.
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