Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Indiana Jones' Feral Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Indiana Jones' Feral Ride
March 31, 1969
As short as Thor's club
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Indiana Jones' Feral Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in a store. On this attraction, you play that you are her, riding roughshod through Indiana Jones' Feral Ri Hall, upsetting the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the future!
- If it's your anniversary, other guests are apt to power your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure, punk haircuts, or tongue, chin, or elbow issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No babies or monkey business permitted.
- Be sure to keep your children and balloons inside the other guests at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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