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Above: Geppetto's cricket-tracking photo of Mr. Huck Finn's Wild Trip
Mr. Huck Finn's Wild Trip
June 17, 1968
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Mr. Huck Finn has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Huck Finn Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to the circus!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sin or fingernail problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
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