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Image: The Mr. Huck Finn's Wild Expedition attraction as seen from the top of Africa
Mr. Huck Finn's Wild Expedition
November 21, 1993
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Mr. Huck Finn was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, riding roughshod into Huck Finn Hall, causing havoc in the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into America!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve Americans.
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from lycanthropic, social, clothing, knee, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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