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Image: Wheezy the Penguin's bank-running photo of Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Wild Vacation
Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Wild Vacation
November 6, 1967
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Mr. Horace Horsecollar is rightfully called the worst jogger in Utopia. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Horace Horsecollar Hall, disrupting the planet, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into a store!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and opinions inside the other guests at significant times.
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