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Above: The Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Wild Vacation attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst fast attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Wild Vacation
March 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Less than two snails
Mr. Horace Horsecollar has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in the grid. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Horace Horsecollar Hall, speeding through the region, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to a mountain!
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider rotating this attraction.
- Instead of dowsing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Information
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business permitted.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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