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A tiki view of Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Frankly Rude Ride when it's not shrounded in pies
Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Frankly Rude Ride
March 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Horace Horsecollar is rightfully called the worst motor-vehicle operator in Texas. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crushing Horace Horsecollar Hall, starting riots in the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Radiator Springs!
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too frightening for young chickens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from cardiac disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
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