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Mark Twain's chest-swinging photo of Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Frankly Rude Ride
Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Frankly Rude Ride
July 30, 1990
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Mr. Horace Horsecollar was said to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing into Horace Horsecollar Hall, upsetting the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in an institute!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
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