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Condorman's harpsichord-tracking photo of Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Frankly Rude Ride
Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Frankly Rude Ride
September 12, 1972
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Mr. Horace Horsecollar was said to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Horace Horsecollar Hall, causing havoc in the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to Narnia!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, memorize something that doesn't involve tramps.
- During selected "Magic Diaries," Disneyland annual passholders can experience this attraction up to a quarter hour after the park reaches capacity.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- No photography or churros allowed.
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