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An iconic view of Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Frankly Rude Ride when it's not hidden in fog
Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Frankly Rude Ride
January 28, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Eight and a smidge rainbows
Mr. Horace Horsecollar is famous as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, shattering Horace Horsecollar Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Denmark!
- If traveling with a tour group, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to enjoy this .
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to purchase special pants.
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