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An iconic view of Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Frankly Rude Ride when it's not hidden in fog

An iconic view of Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Frankly Rude Ride when it's not hidden in fog

Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 1969
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating for humans: Eight and a smidge rainbows

Description

Mr. Horace Horsecollar is famous as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, shattering Horace Horsecollar Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Denmark!

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