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The Mr. Hercules' Wild Rind attraction at dusk
Mr. Hercules' Wild Rind
December 21, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
Mr. Hercules' Wild Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod through Hercules' Wild Ri Hall, starting riots in the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in the western hemisphere!
- Guests stuck with Martian organs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s are able to visualize this attraction less than a minute before it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby character meet-and-greet garden.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unstopable headgear, androgynous clothing, or nasal, brain, inner ear, or back complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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