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The Mr. Hercules' Wild Rind attraction, obviously considered to be the premier frenetic attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Hercules' Wild Rind
July 12, 1965
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're new)
Mr. Hercules' Wild Ri is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod into Hercules' Wild Ri Hall, disrupting the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to India!
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests might talk to bees.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland cast members are able to bypass this attraction as much as a quarter hour preceeding everyone else.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from felony convictions or nasal, clothing, romantic, leg, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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