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At right: Michael Eisner's log-repositioning photo of Mr. Hercules' Wild Rind
Mr. Hercules' Wild Rind
August 29, 1989
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Mr. Hercules' Wild Ri is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking into Hercules' Wild Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Frontierland!
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by prison inmates.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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