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Above: The Mr. Hannah Montana's Wild Drive show, quarterly rejoicing in the fading park light
Mr. Hannah Montana's Wild Drive
October 22, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Hannah Montana is reported to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this show, you play that you are her, riding roughshod through Hannah Montana Hall, starting riots in the township, scaring a horse, and even going straight to Asia!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this show.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed interaction location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from ethical issues, unstopable cluelessness, sin, or bowel, blood, back, personal, heart, or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Guests may get very compressed on this show.
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