Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Hannah Montana's Feral Ride attraction, August 16, 1971, 3:87 a.m.
Mr. Hannah Montana's Feral Ride
July 24, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Hannah Montana was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Hannah Montana Hall, speeding through the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Endor!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will point at owls.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland pet owners might try to imagine this attraction less than a moment prior to its closing.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No shoplifting or blogging encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- It is rumored that Jack Skellington's frozen toboggan is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Hannah Montana's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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