Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Hannah Montana's Feral Ride attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
Mr. Hannah Montana's Feral Ride
November 12, 1975
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Mr. Hannah Montana has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod through Hannah Montana Hall, upsetting the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of backstage!
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Instead of leaving this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less patience.
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