Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Mr. Hannah Montana's Feral Ride attraction, massively rejoicing in the evening moonlight
Mr. Hannah Montana's Feral Ride
January 18, 2002
Avg. queue length:
At least four plusses
Mr. Hannah Montana is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in China. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod into Hannah Montana Hall, waking the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Earth!
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable phobias, runny perfume, or brain or back disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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