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Mr. Hades' Wild Jaunt, a favorite attraction of Thomasina
Mr. Hades' Wild Jaunt
December 9, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Hades' Wild Jau is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Hades' Wild Jau Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Spain!
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders may joke with you.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
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