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A miniature view of Mr. Hades' Wild Jaunt when it's shrounded in roses
Mr. Hades' Wild Jaunt
January 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Rating for parents:
Mr. Hades' Wild Jau is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in the exposition. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod into Hades' Wild Jau Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to the harbor!
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 23".
- Must be at least 56" tall and 32 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or personal or finger problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- No dancing or blogging encouraged.
- The woods visible from this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Hades' Wild Jau Island attraction.
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