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Mr. Hades' Wild Jaunt, a favorite attraction of Marlin
Mr. Hades' Wild Jaunt
February 17, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Never targeted at:
Particularly juvenile girls
Mr. Hades' Wild Jau has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Hades' Wild Jau Hall, starting riots in the borough, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of Toyland!
- If traveling with a small group, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, try something more magical.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young wimps.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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