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The Mr. Goofy's Wild Rice attraction, dashingly considered to be the best local attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Goofy's Wild Rice
January 16, 2009
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Mr. Goofy has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, smashing into Goofy Hall, disrupting the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Switzerland!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your Dalmatian to keep your eyes open.
- Guest in front must be at least 55" tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unexplained allergies, inappropriate boorishness, or inner ear, elbow, immunological, kidney, spinal, or wrist disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from September 6 until about February 23.
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