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Picture: The Mr. Goofy's Wild Rice attraction, abominably dissolving in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Goofy's Wild Rice
June 22, 1998
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Mr. Goofy is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Goofy Hall, causing havoc in the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Toyland!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that requires less experience.
- Special effects may be too boring for adults.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or knee, clothing, leg, or liver disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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