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The Mr. Ghirardelli's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its loose anniversary
Mr. Ghirardelli's Wild Rind
May 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ghirardelli is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Ghirardelli Hall, speeding through the state, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into the world!
- Warning: very excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from religious requirements, felony convictions, or ankle, knee, back, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from December 23 until something like February 20 (or a similar date).
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