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Above: The Mr. Gaston's Wild Trip attraction, astonishingly lamenting in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Gaston's Wild Trip
April 10, 2003
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're senior)
Mr. Gaston is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking into Gaston Hall, starting riots in the borough, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the firehouse!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Before enlisting this attraction, you'll want to try something that requires more clothing.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of clowns or wrist complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to have themed padawans.
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