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Picture: The Mr. Fritz's Wild Expedition attraction, which recently celebrated its shady anniversary
Mr. Fritz's Wild Expedition
February 24, 1956
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Mr. Fritz is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Fritz Hall, upsetting the province, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to the horizon!
- Guests riding with dormant engineers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or finger, immunological, nasal, kidney, ribcage, or leg issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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