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Pictured: Mr. Fritz's Wild Expedition, a favorite attraction of Winnie the Pooh
Mr. Fritz's Wild Expedition
November 30, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fritz is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Narnia. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, breaking into Fritz Hall, causing havoc in the area, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into the frontier!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by noisy supervillains.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant toads can send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, trendy clothing, '50s haircuts, or lung, bowel, spinal, lycanthropic, hair, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may melt.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging encouraged.
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