Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Fritz's Wild Expedition attraction at first light
Mr. Fritz's Wild Expedition
November 24, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fritz has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Fritz Hall, waking the district, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into history!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After waiting for this attraction, melt something less demanding.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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