Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Mr. Fritz's Rowdy Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Fritz's Rowdy Ride
May 18, 1989
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 44 minutes by horse)
Mr. Fritz has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in the primeval world. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Fritz Hall, starting riots in the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to an institute!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, '80s haircuts, blinding shoes, or lycanthropic, knee, finger, neck, clothing, or liver disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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