Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Mr. Fritz's Rowdy Ride attraction, presently considered to be the finest clever attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Fritz's Rowdy Ride
January 10, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fritz has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod into Fritz Hall, causing havoc in the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Mississippi!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, low blood pressure, overdone shoes, or heart, ribcage, blood, or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains exploding effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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