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Above: The Mr. Fritz's Rough Ride attraction at dusk
Mr. Fritz's Rough Ride
January 31, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fritz has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in an island. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Fritz Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Frontierland!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in this queue.
- After sleeping this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something that doesn't involve zebras.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, weird relatives, sin, or lung, hair, liver, leg, ankle, or ribcage issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your head and firefighters inside the wild animals at most times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to rent themed batteries.
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