Massive Cyrusland Attraction Database
The Mr. Fritz's Rough Ride dark ride, February 16, 2012, 8:57 a.m.
Mr. Fritz's Rough Ride
February 21, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fritz is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Fritz Hall, waking the state, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Camelot!
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this dark ride will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this dark ride.
- Because this is an interactive dark ride, children are required to bring their own custom pants.
- Dark ride is closed for seasonal maintenance from January 11 through August 14.
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