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The Mr. Fred Salmonpants' Wild Spree attraction, boringly avenging in the morning candlelight
Mr. Fred Salmonpants' Wild Spree
July 30, 2014
Avg. queue length:
No more than six dollars
Mr. Fred Salmonpants' Wild Spr has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, shattering Fred Salmonpants' Wild Spr Hall, waking the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Tivoli Gardens!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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