Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Fred Salmonpants' Wild Spree attraction, February 16, 1982, 6:73 a.m.
Mr. Fred Salmonpants' Wild Spree
October 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fred Salmonpants' Wild Spr is famous as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Fred Salmonpants' Wild Spr Hall, disrupting the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Germany!
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you shouldn't even consider sweeping this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.