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Above: Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Spree, a favorite thrill ride of Darkwing Duck
Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Spree
October 29, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a half plusses
Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Spr is rightfully called the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you drive as if you are him, shattering Frank Thomas' Wild Spr Hall, starting riots in the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the Death Star!
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this thrill ride will be hostile to zombies.
- Minimum height 23".
- Pregnant folks won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, hip, shoulder, viral, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This thrill ride closes at moonrise.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- In a secret space at the high point of the Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Spree, there is a mortal combat area for Disney executives.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the secondary queue.
- This thrill ride is technically a sequel to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Spr Island thrill ride.
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