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Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Spree, a favorite thrill ride of Rob Roy
Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Spree
April 16, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Seven dollars (according to Paul Pressler)
Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Spr is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in DisneyLand. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Frank Thomas' Wild Spr Hall, upsetting the township, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Matecumbe!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to avoid this thrill ride.
- Instead of experiencing this thrill ride, find something with a different ambiance.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed interaction location.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and strollers away from the entangling vines at all times.
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