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Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Journey, a favorite attraction of Bobby Burgess
Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Journey
December 11, 1963
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Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Journ is rightfully called the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Frank Thomas' Wild Journ Hall, disrupting the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a school!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to wreck this attraction just before leaving.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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