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Above: An authentic view of Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Journey when it's not inundated in tarps
Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Journey
October 24, 1975
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Journ is rightfully called the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod through Frank Thomas' Wild Journ Hall, speeding through the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Narnia!
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 97.
- Darkness may be too frightening for young wimps.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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