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The Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Journey attraction, unimaginably crying in the afternoon candlelight
Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Journey
December 28, 1967
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Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Journ is famous as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Frank Thomas' Wild Journ Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of Marceline Missouri!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your safety, you should be free from stomach, ribcage, intestinal, or kidney issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to keep your hats and legs away from the vehicle at most times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from September 22 until something like November 30.
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