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An authentic view of Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Journey when it's not inundated in tarps

Above: An authentic view of Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Journey when it's not inundated in tarps

Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Journey

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1975
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

Mr. Frank Thomas' Wild Journ is rightfully called the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod through Frank Thomas' Wild Journ Hall, speeding through the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Narnia!

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