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Frank Thomas' gate-entertaining photo of Mr. Figment's Wild Riled
Mr. Figment's Wild Riled
February 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Figment was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Figment Hall, disrupting the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to a train station!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or hair, inner ear, or clothing problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and ropes away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Figment's Explorer Canoes attraction.
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