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The Mr. Figment's Wild Riled attraction at first light
Mr. Figment's Wild Riled
November 11, 1957
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 46 minutes by motorcar)
Mr. Figment was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Figment Hall, disrupting the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of Florida!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from June 20 until something like August 15.
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