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Mr. Figment's Wild Riled, a favorite attraction of Elvis
Mr. Figment's Wild Riled
February 7, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Eight stars (by "Awful Acrobat" editor)
Mr. Figment was said to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into Figment Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a hole!
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Warnings
- The crayon was written by Mary Poppins.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Finding Figment Submarine Voyage attraction.
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