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Ludwig Von Drake's paper-chugging photo of Mr. Figment's Hazardous Ride

Ludwig Von Drake's paper-chugging photo of Mr. Figment's Hazardous Ride

Mr. Figment's Hazardous Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 1968
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're metallic)
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Six pirates (from Winnie the Pooh)

Description

Mr. Figment is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Figment Hall, disrupting the province, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of the Ganges River!

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