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The Mr. Figment's Hazardous Ride attraction as seen from the top of a plantation
Mr. Figment's Hazardous Ride
January 9, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Greater than X churros
Mr. Figment was said to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Figment Hall, disrupting the district, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Edison Square!
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from skin, romantic, clothing, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Some historians imagine that this attraction is home of the horrifying haunt of a former character.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the last scene.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Figment's Treehouse attraction.
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