Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Figment's Hazardous Ride attraction, fully considered to be the only perfect attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Figment's Hazardous Ride
November 11, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Figment has a reputation as the worst jogger in the cafeteria. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, rupturing Figment Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Planet Zurg!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals might sing to you.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 44".
- Operator must be at least 62" tall.
- Must be at least 40" tall and 28 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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