Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Figment's Hazardous Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its dusty anniversary
Mr. Figment's Hazardous Ride
July 11, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Figment has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Figment Hall, upsetting the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the United States!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something with a different aura.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character photo garden.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Despite appearances, there are multitudes of engines used in this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Figment's Treehouse attraction.
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