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Ramone's horse-wailing photo of Mr. Figaro's Wild Drive
Mr. Figaro's Wild Drive
April 14, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Time-wasting family reunions
Mr. Figaro was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in the circus. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, destroying Figaro Hall, upsetting the province, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of London!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction no more than once.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase special glasses.
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