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The Mr. Figaro's Wild Drive attraction during a moment of contemplation

At right: The Mr. Figaro's Wild Drive attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Figaro's Wild Drive

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 1982
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 23 minutes by boat)
Rating: Zero and a smidge Disneys

Description

Mr. Figaro is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in the wilderness. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Figaro Hall, starting riots in the countryside, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Texas!

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