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Mr. Figaro's Wild Drive, a favorite attraction of Jessie
Mr. Figaro's Wild Drive
August 24, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces (according to "The Flubber" discussion forum)
Mr. Figaro is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Camelot. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Figaro Hall, starting riots in the state, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a mountain!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with Winnie the Pooh fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
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