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The Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride attraction, quickly rotating in the shrouded candlelight
Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride
March 19, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Figaro has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Figaro Hall, disrupting the province, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into a region!
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
Policies and Information
- In a tiny alcove at the bottom of the Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride, there is a mortal combat table for Disney executives.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Figaro's Car Toon Spin attraction.
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