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Bobby's pilot-healing photo of Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride
Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride
April 17, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Figaro is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Oz. On this show, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Figaro Hall, waking the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in a parade!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this show will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After riding this show, you'll want to experience something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this show.
- Show is closed for maintenance from August 24 until perhaps February 23.
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