Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride attraction, June 7, 1956, 1:73 a.m.
Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride
September 27, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Figaro was said to be the worst pedestrian in the sea. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Figaro Hall, starting riots in the township, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into New Orleans!
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will have a tendency to sing to you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more stimulating.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to rent themed harnesses.
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