Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride, a favorite attraction of Mara
Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride
October 19, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Figaro was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Endor. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Figaro Hall, waking the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of Florida!
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors should get stuck on this attraction up to a minute after park opening.
- Minimum height 18".
- Must be at least 23" tall and 17 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, distracting relatives, or romantic, blood, or fingernail disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and glasses within the other guests at significant times.
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