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The Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of outer space
Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride
May 27, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Figaro has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in a temple. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking into Figaro Hall, waking the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to Playland!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals might make silly comments to you.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Shortest guest must be at least 52" tall.
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, odd relatives, or attention-span or ankle problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
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