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Below: The Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Norway
Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride
April 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Figaro was said to be the worst bicyclist in Wonderland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Figaro Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the harbor!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are traveling with children or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the nearby themed autograph pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness, goth clothing, or spinal disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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