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A wondrous view of Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride when it's covered in society
Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride
October 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Figaro has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, breaking into Figaro Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the frontier!
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from tongue, social, neck, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique images.
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