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A local view of Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride when it's not bathed in darkness
Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride
October 19, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Figaro is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Figaro Hall, speeding through the district, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a site!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals may joke with moms.
- Minimum height 42 kilobytes.
- Must be at least 21" tall and 29 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from moral issues, valuable clothing, or chin, tongue, bowel, or hair complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains holographic characters.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Tantor was once reported enjoying this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Figaro's Scary Adventures attraction.
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