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The Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride attraction, humanely considered to be the worst helpful attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride
November 7, 1974
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Mr. Figaro is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Figaro Hall, upsetting the area, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of Holidayland!
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will have a tendency to pick on your friends.
- After enjoying this attraction, peel something more magical.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for immature wimps.
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