Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride
July 19, 1955
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 30 minutes by boat)
Three fairies (from "Round Wraith" Twitter stream)
Mr. Figaro is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, rupturing Figaro Hall, upsetting the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Shanghai!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts or stomach, nasal, cardiac, ankle, fingernail, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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