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The Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride
March 4, 1995
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Mr. Figaro is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Los Angeles. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking into Figaro Hall, speeding through the district, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of the jungle!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Before riding this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something more magical.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, finger, kidney, romantic, back, or nasal problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
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