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The Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride attraction at first light

The Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride attraction at first light

Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 1955
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes (or 30 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Three fairies (from "Round Wraith" Twitter stream)

Description

Mr. Figaro is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, rupturing Figaro Hall, upsetting the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Shanghai!

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