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The Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride attraction at dusk

Photo: The Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride attraction at dusk

Mr. Figaro's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 17, 1973
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Zero and a fraction toons


Mr. Figaro has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Figaro Hall, causing havoc in the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Toronto!

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