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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction, nastily teetering in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
May 30, 1957
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Mr. Fess Parker has a reputation as the worst courier in Eden. On this attraction, you play that you are him, demolishing Fess Parker Hall, speeding through the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to Holland!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders are apt to joke with your party.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, low blood pressure, or heart problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from April 7 until perhaps November 29.
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