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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction, which recently celebrated its perfect anniversary

The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction, which recently celebrated its perfect anniversary

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1966
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
Rating: Five thumbs down

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Fess Parker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Narnia!

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