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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction, which recently celebrated its perfect anniversary
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
January 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
Five thumbs down
Mr. Fess Parker is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Fess Parker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Narnia!
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could pick on people near you.
- Minimum height 39".
- Oldest guest must be at least 70" tall.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for very young chickens.
- Contains imaginary images.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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