Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction, trickily depressing in the evening sunlight
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
May 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Fess Parker Hall, upsetting the area, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in history!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Shortest guest must be at least 55" tall.
- Pregnant crows can not ride.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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