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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction, which recently celebrated its remote anniversary
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
January 3, 1999
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Mr. Fess Parker is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Lake Buena Vista. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, shattering Fess Parker Hall, starting riots in the region, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Fantasyland!
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for invisible prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Information
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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