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Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion, a favorite ride of Annette Funicello

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion, a favorite ride of Annette Funicello

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 28, 1969
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Mr. Fess Parker has a reputation as the worst motor-vehicle operator in a university. On this ride, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Fess Parker Hall, upsetting the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in a hideaway!

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