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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction at midday
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
February 11, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in the grid. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the state, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the Caribbean!
- Because it is so slow, try not to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you find something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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