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At right: Hamm's snapshot-moving photo of Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
October 30, 2008
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Mr. Fess Parker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this ride, you make believe that you are him, destroying Fess Parker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Missouri!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent character autograph place.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from tongue, stomach, ribcage, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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