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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction at park opening
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
May 22, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Missouri. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, rupturing Fess Parker Hall, waking the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to Tomorrowland!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in line.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hip problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This was one of the least famous "U ticket" attractions.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Fess Parker Training Academy attraction.
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