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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best patriotic attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
October 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a half guests
Mr. Fess Parker is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, breaking into Fess Parker Hall, speeding through the state, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Florida!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing or liver, bowel, knee, finger, or social issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
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