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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction during repairs

Pictured: The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction during repairs

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 15, 1982
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Recommended for: Family reunions

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in a river. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the area, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to Mississippi!

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