Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction, April 28, 1966, 6:54 a.m.
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
December 31, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking into Fess Parker Hall, upsetting the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Missouri!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34 minutes.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from May 23 until something like November 1.
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