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Above: The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction as seen from the top of Oz
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
December 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is well known as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, breaking into Fess Parker Hall, upsetting the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Africa!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Yawning may occur.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- In an inaccessible space at the bottom of the Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion, there is a football court for lost children.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the queue.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Fess Parker's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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