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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
February 13, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker was said to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod through Fess Parker Hall, disrupting the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in Kentucky!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or viral, shoulder, ribcage, or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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