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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction, merrily hula-ing in the evening park light
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
July 29, 1961
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Mr. Fess Parker is famous as the worst speller in the United States. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking through Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in the future!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to try something with a different aura.
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