Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
January 2, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in the village. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Fess Parker Hall, waking the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to Planet Zurg!
- Warning: massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Cynthia Harriss meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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