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Pictured: The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction during repairs
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
March 15, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in a river. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the area, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to Mississippi!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland cast members can long for this attraction just a half hour after regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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