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Hamm's snapshot-moving photo of Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion

At right: Hamm's snapshot-moving photo of Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: October 30, 2008
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Fess Parker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this ride, you make believe that you are him, destroying Fess Parker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Missouri!

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