Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion, a favorite ride of Annette Funicello
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
April 28, 1969
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Mr. Fess Parker has a reputation as the worst motor-vehicle operator in a university. On this ride, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Fess Parker Hall, upsetting the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in a hideaway!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this ride no more than once.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from hair or romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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