Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 2, 1987
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in the village. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Fess Parker Hall, waking the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to Planet Zurg!

Touring Recommendations

Policies and Warnings

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.