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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion attraction, September 19, 1978, 8:33 p.m.
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Excursion
February 19, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Fess Parker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, scaring a horse, and even going straight to Atlantis!
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should ride.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from chest, back, neck, attention-span, hip, or familial problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- During weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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