Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction at park opening
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
June 5, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Fess Parker Hall, waking the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a séance!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Before flocking this attraction, find something that doesn't involve people.
Policies and Warnings
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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