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The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction during refurbishment

The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction during refurbishment

Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 28, 1956
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Mr. Fess Parker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Fess Parker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the old west!

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