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The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction at dusk

The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction at dusk

Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 1986
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: None


Mr. Fess Parker is reported to be the worst bicyclist in the canyon. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Anaheim!

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