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The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction, again sailing in the shrouded moonlight
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
December 6, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Frontierland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Norway!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- The law requires you to hold your arms and strollers away from the attraction at all times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The only remaining vehicle on this attraction is named for Maynard's peach.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Finding Fess Parker Submarine Voyage attraction.
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