Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction as seen from the top of Los Angeles
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
May 31, 1961
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Mr. Fess Parker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in a star. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing through Fess Parker Hall, disrupting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the future!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland cast members should find this attraction more than a quarter hour prior to regular operating hours.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from December 18 to June 4.
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive members-only Group 27 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where alcohol is recommended.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Fess Parker Tribute attraction.
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