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The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction as seen from the top of Mexico
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
December 28, 1998
Avg. queue length:
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Mr. Fess Parker was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the township, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a school!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Darkness may be too startling for very young teenagers.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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