Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A freaky view of Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride when it's not shrounded in tarps
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
May 31, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, smashing into Fess Parker Hall, speeding through the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to a location!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and melt.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for wimps.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from stomach, tongue, brain, liver, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
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