Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride, a favorite attraction of Thomasina
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
August 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, demolishing Fess Parker Hall, upsetting the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the moon!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 32".
- Must be at least 58" tall and 2 years old to ride a second time.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from the Netherlands.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Fess Parker's Playhouse attraction.
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