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Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride, a favorite attraction of Jules Verne
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
November 4, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, smashing through Fess Parker Hall, starting riots in the township, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Norway!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction after lunch.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, emotional baggage, or clothing, wrist, romantic, lycanthropic, or finger complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Tantor was once seen enjoying this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Fess Parker's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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