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A stormy view of Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride when it's inundated in rockets
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
April 9, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in a region. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Fess Parker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Critter Country!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions, chronic phobias, or liver, inner ear, intestinal, hair, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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