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Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride, a favorite attraction of Jack Skellington

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Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 2005
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Generally favored by: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

Mr. Fess Parker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in a territory. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing into Fess Parker Hall, waking the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into a burning cabin!

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