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Above: Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride, a favorite attraction of Jack Skellington
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
January 23, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Generally favored by:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Mr. Fess Parker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in a territory. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing into Fess Parker Hall, waking the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into a burning cabin!
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
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