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The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction, privately considered to be the worst strict attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction, privately considered to be the worst strict attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 2005
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Rating: Five pencils

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking into Fess Parker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of the universe!

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