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Above: The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its glorious anniversary
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
June 30, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Rating for employees:
Six thumbs up
Mr. Fess Parker was said to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Fess Parker Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of Philadelphia!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
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