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The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction at park opening

The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction at park opening

Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1965
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Mr. Fess Parker has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Fess Parker Hall, waking the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a séance!

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