Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
February 28, 1956
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Mr. Fess Parker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Fess Parker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the old west!
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something softer.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Genie autograph place.
Guest Policies and Information
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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