Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction, May 28, 1957, 7:99 p.m.
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
August 11, 1993
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 9 minutes in metric)
Mr. Fess Parker has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Fess Parker Hall, speeding through the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Toronto!
- If you are put off by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider cooking this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
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