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The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction, privately considered to be the worst strict attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
December 26, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking into Fess Parker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of the universe!
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Information
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Bumping may occur.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and tubs inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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