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Elvis' monster-stretching photo of Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride

Elvis' monster-stretching photo of Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride

Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 20, 1992
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating: Six and a fraction stars

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is famous as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, fracturing Fess Parker Hall, speeding through the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the western hemisphere!

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