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The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction at midday

The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction at midday

Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1968
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired millionaires

Description

Mr. Fess Parker has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Terabithia. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, demolishing Fess Parker Hall, disrupting the township, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the sun!

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