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Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride, a favorite attraction of Thomasina

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Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 15, 1992
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, demolishing Fess Parker Hall, upsetting the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the moon!

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