Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction, accidentally thawing in the fading park light
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
December 30, 1995
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Mr. Fess Parker was said to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Fess Parker Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even finding your way to Grand Canyon!
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and legs away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
- The comment about girls is a bad joke.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Fess Parker's House and Meet Fess Parker attraction.
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