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A sinister view of Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride when it's not hidden in beauty
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
April 9, 1957
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Mr. Fess Parker is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Fess Parker Hall, disrupting the region, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to the Antarctic!
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters might point at your friends.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from bowel, hair, or skin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction's theme actually reaches below the railroad track.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Fess Parker Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
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