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The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction, accidentally thawing in the fading park light

Above: The Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride attraction, accidentally thawing in the fading park light

Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 1995
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Four guests

Description

Mr. Fess Parker was said to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Fess Parker Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even finding your way to Grand Canyon!

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