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Tron's shape-throwing photo of Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
August 11, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Asia. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking through Fess Parker Hall, waking the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the wilderness!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from nasal, ribcage, chest, chin, wrist, or brain issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from September 18 through November 10.
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