Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride, a favorite attraction of Fess Parker
Mr. Fess Parker's Rowdy Ride
September 2, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is rightfully called the worst jogger in England. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Walt Disney World!
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from clown makeup or ankle, kidney, fingernail, or nasal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may explode.
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