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The Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, cunningly chugging in the shrouded candlelight

Above: The Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, cunningly chugging in the shrouded candlelight

Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 6, 1968
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Faline was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Downtown Disney. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Faline Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Japan!

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