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Picture: The Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride dark ride, roundly smearing in the evening park light
Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride
June 18, 2006
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Mr. Faline is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you drive as if you are her, shattering Faline Hall, speeding through the state, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Texas!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Special effects may be too intense for tweens.
- Dark ride is closed for removal of holiday overlay from April 9 until perhaps May 16.
- This dark ride's queue actually was constructed by the river.
- Be sure to look for a brutal Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the nautical scene.
- This dark ride is thematically related to the The Disneyland Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Faline dark ride.
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