Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, January 30, 1964, 2:60 a.m.
Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride
December 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Faline is rightfully called the worst driver in Brazil. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Faline Hall, waking the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to a tavern!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Contains strobe-light signage.
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