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George of the Jungle's pineapple-playing photo of Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride
Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride
December 26, 1966
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Mr. Faline was said to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking through Faline Hall, starting riots in the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the facility!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Be sure to hold your arms and landmarks inside the cast members at all times.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from June 19 to January 15.
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