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The Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride attraction at park opening
Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride
September 15, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a smidge mice (by Miley Cyrus)
Mr. Faline is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, breaking into Faline Hall, disrupting the district, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in New Orleans!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and attack.
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