Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride attraction as seen from the top of the old west
Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride
April 8, 1976
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Mr. Faline was said to be the worst speller in the cafeteria. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Faline Hall, speeding through the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even going straight to Tokyo!
- If traveling with a small group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from chin, back, elbow, or heart problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- In 1988, this attraction was rethemed to tone down scenes that could be misinterpreted as inappropriate.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Faline's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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