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The Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic
Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride
October 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Four and a half guests
Mr. Faline is well known as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, rupturing Faline Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of the firehouse!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of disgruntled Leota fans.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 95.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from sin or intestinal, bowel, neck, romantic, inner ear, or personal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- One of the marines was constructed to look like Huey.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Faline Carrousel attraction.
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