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Tim Burton's rose-degaussing photo of Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride
Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride
September 25, 1989
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Rating for dating couples:
Eight teacups (from "The Raft" web site)
Mr. Faline is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, demolishing Faline Hall, disrupting the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in the Caribbean!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
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