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The Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride attraction during repairs

Picture: The Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride attraction during repairs

Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 1955
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Mr. Faline was said to be the worst bicyclist in Florida. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Faline Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into a river!

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