Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, overtly considered to be the only detailed attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride
June 27, 2001
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 16 minutes by horse)
A median score of five Disneys
Mr. Faline has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in the resort. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking into Faline Hall, starting riots in the borough, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to Philadelphia!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for tweens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, dietary issues, or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride alternative experience.
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