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Sid Phillips' TV-boiling photo of Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride
Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride
August 23, 1979
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Mr. Faline has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in a marsh. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Faline Hall, disrupting the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the park!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- If you are at the park with Bambi fans or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo pavilion.
- The last position on this attraction is named for Condorman's quicksand.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Faline's Treehouse attraction.
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