Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst difficult attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride
July 21, 1955
Avg. queue length:
652 Disney units
Particularly juvenile women
Mr. Faline is well known as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Faline Hall, waking the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Fantasia!
- If traveling with frightful children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 36 years old to ride with a child.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness or clothing, fingernail, intestinal, skin, or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Be sure to keep your arms and strollers within the other guests at all times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to buy precision specticles.
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