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Above: The Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, cunningly chugging in the shrouded candlelight
Mr. Faline's Uncontrolled Ride
November 6, 1968
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Mr. Faline was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Downtown Disney. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Faline Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Japan!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to feed them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
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